Oh god, that was a hassle. Doesn't need to be this complicated. I could just write this as I sit around in the dark on my stool and fling copies at passer-bys. Although that was I couldn't reflect back on it at a later date. If I ever want to. Which I won't. Unless I need an alibi for something. Which I won't. Because I won't get caught.
Anyway, my 'friends' keep telling me to blog. At least that's what I think they mean. Haven't quite cracked the code yet. They either want me to start a blog, milk them, build them sheds or something else similar to that. This is the easiest assumption to make since milking them would be wholly unpleasant and I fucking hate sheds.
I don't even know if I'm allowed to swear on here. I always thought blogs were wank so we'll see how this goes...
